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You can enjoy beer the whole month.
Beer spots are easy to wash away.
You don’t need to invite beer for a glass of wine or a dinner.
Beer shall always wait if you leave it in a car.
You can just pour out a vapid beer.
Beer is never late.
Hangover passes.
Beer is not jealous if you take another one.
Beer does not object when you open the jar.
Going to a bar you may be sure you shall get your beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you finish a beer a bottle doesn’t lose its value and you may sell it for some money.
Beer will never make a scandal if you return home with another beer’s scent.
If you don’t pour too much beer your head will always be fresh.
Having finished several bottles of beer throughout one evening you never feel guilty.
Beer always easily moves downwards.
You can treat your friends with beer.
Beer is always wet.
You always know that you were the first to open the beer bottle.
Beer never demand equal rights.
Beer doesn’t pay attention when you enter a room.
Cold beer is good beer.
You never need to wash beer for it to get a better taste.
Beer always comes in packs of six.
If you leave beer alone it never feels like "an empty place".
Beer will not catch anything.
Beer always costs up to 15 litas.
Beer will never leave you thirsty.
As one beer ends you immediately open another one.
beer in the morning looks just the same as it does in the evening.
Beer does not feel nervous that someone may come in.
Beer does not require that you wash the children.
Beer never has fits of hysterics or convulsions.
Beer doesn’t have a mother.
Beer never sermonizes.
Beer doesn’t go mad (even once a month).
Beer always obediently listens and never argues.
Beer etiquettes do not go out of fashion every year.
Beer doesn’t weep and whine, it only bubbles.
Beer never complains about you manner of driving.
For beer it is not important if you belch or snore.
Beer never changes its opinion.
It is not difficult to get a good beer.
Beer doesn’t make you hay.
Beer does not drag you every week to a ballet.
Beer doesn’t have cold hands or feet.
Beer doesn’t have any overweight.
Having changed a beer you don’t need to pay alimony.
Beer will never spend all the money.
If you still have doubts it means you have had too little beer... |
